road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

OLD TOWN ROAD

A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.

P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!

by Definitely a yee chaw April 4, 2019

down da road

Anything past the violet bridge in Chalmette Louisiana.

My friend lives down da road.
Let's go down da road so we can go fishing.

by punkrocker3620 November 18, 2006

Road Soda

An alcoholic beverage taken along for the ride, usually poured into a discreetly looking cup

I'll need a road soda for the long drive

by RickerMan August 21, 2005

road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007

Road quill

n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.

Passenger: *THUMP!* What was that!?!?

Driver: Hehehe...road quill

by hunter49686 May 19, 2010