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Reclusivity

The exclusion of certain people because your intimidated they might steal your girl or embarrass you based solely on their alpha male superiority and having the JUICE!
They won't let him participate in reclusivity because they just straight hate on him based solely on his vibe.
by Ultimate Underdog February 5, 2026
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Rectum tangle

When two pink socks get tangled together
Damn, I can’t believe John and Billy both have prolapsed anus and somehow got tangled together.. well that’s a rectum tangle
by Jerrrig93 February 13, 2026
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Rectum fryer

Another word for a rectifier implying it’ll send high voltage dc current up your rectum
Dammit the rectum fryer is dead again
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Rectumnal

The twice yearly periods, roughly corresponding to the spring and fall equinox, each lasting approximately 30 days, when it is socially acceptable to be an absolute, overt asshole towards other people, deflecting all responsibility for one's poor behavior, and instead blaming one's extreme anti-social behavior and absolute, fucking social retardation on the alignment of the planets, celestial mechanics, changing of the seasons, and anything else plausibly related to the lunar tides.
Hey Frances, why you so mean this week? You on a raging tear because it's the Spring Rectumnal, again? Last year, during the fall Rectumnal, you were inconsolable and extremely irritable.
by Boloniano March 20, 2025
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Optical rectumitous

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.
by byrd77 January 6, 2009
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Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!
Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius
by Suicide424 February 19, 2010
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Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"
That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!
by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011
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