king ponters

The king of the minions, as well as many humans. His roar requires respect and applause from his subjects. Established 2015.

"Dude I saw King Ponters walking the streets last night. He had like 15 minions following him and heeding to his every word"

by kingponters November 2, 2017

monto plonto

a shitty indian sit com that pewdiepie absolutely recked

person one:this shows about as bad as monto plonto

person two:don’t even bring that up ew

by heykittygirls December 27, 2018

5am pont

when ur studying for the International Baccalaureate and u feel like u cant remember shit, u wait for the 5am pont that will be posted on reddit.

Maria: have you studied for the International Baccalaureate that takes place tomorrow at 8 am?
Alex: lmao no I'm waiting for the 5am pont to be posted on reddit.

by denisucx June 26, 2021

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Corrine Ponte

Corrine Ponte is someone who loves meat, especially in her mouth

Corrine Ponte loves meat so much that she has a meat phone case

by Big Ik’ baka April 10, 2022

Camp Pontiac

A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s

“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”

by Jawn-0 January 21, 2023