Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

New Orleans style pretzel

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and you dip your thumb in Tabasco sauce and then shove it in her asshole, simultaneously giving her a fishhook with your free hand. Afterward you shove your Tabasco thumb in her mouth.

I met this girl and took her to the house. Once there I gave her the old New Orleans style pretzel. After I was done I wiped my dick on the curtains and I chirped out.

by Monkebutt1 March 26, 2026

The Bethpage pretzel

When you cover a whole twister mat with any shit of your choice, and play twister on It

Get ready bro, it’s Taco Bell for dinner! Because we’re doing The Bethpage Pretzel!

by dennis_the_menace2 April 8, 2026

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

Dot's Homestyle Pretzels

The most delicious pretzels in existence. There's no denying it.

Damn, Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are delicious!

by Anoymousanoymous.............. November 12, 2025

Devil’s Pretzel

An extremely graphic act performed by 3 of the boys. Usually involving a pretzel and all 18 of their orifices

“Hey Ellis let’s do the devil’s pretzel with a random tonight” - Johnny

by Jakemaynetoobigforthehouse December 31, 2025

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010