Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022

Gettin' Plugged

Have sex in a Tesla while it's charging. This answers the question of what people are doing while their EV is charging.

You can tell they're Gettin' Plugged from tha way that Tesla's bouncin'

by Bondedbytruth July 26, 2022

lesbian plague

A virus currently effecting lesbian relationships.

Dude, what happened to them? They were so cute together?

Their relationship fell to the lesbian plague

by Maddygray03 August 5, 2022

Haunters plague

Is the feeling of having the flu, strep throat, and laryngitis while feeling completely fatigued with every joint and every muscle aching. You also may feel like you're recovering from hypothermia from spending hours in cold.

I have haunters plague from scaring people in a haunted house.

by Batsandghosts October 3, 2022

Chicago Plague

The deathly illness that impacted 3 quarters of the cast of Chicago: Teen Edition.

“Jarrett is sick, he caught the Chicago Plague”

by tankert December 12, 2022

narc plague

The affliction or nuccance of being related to or acting as an informant to authority figures.

I was treated like a narc plague. Classmates would be disrespectful to me in choir, and the teacher who was my mom called them out for it, then they got mad at me. Pricks.

by Goldybobblehead December 19, 2022

butt plugger pete

A democratic flag that cares less about Ohio and more about Ukraine.

That butt plugger Pete ruined our water supply and is sure a toolbag .

by anonymous February 21, 2023