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I’m on my period 

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.
I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.
when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"
period by lordblunkey May 15, 2005
A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days.
Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.
Period by deranged January 1, 2006

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...
"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

Period Rage

Alternate term for PMS. Term was coined by Mortimer A. London when I was bitching at him and he said "That's just your period rage talking."
I don't feel like arguing, why don't you just call me once you're over your period rage.
Period Rage by Hatebear August 13, 2003

Period period 

True; backing up a correct statement
When Mila said that fantasy football was “so basic” the youngp responded with “period period” meaning he fully understood
Period period by Abbymaack November 25, 2017