A class of sorts in high school. It is essentially a tech-ed type class in which you get to make projects out of wood. Typically a complete anarchy, and a source of injuries. Also, a rather suggestive term due to the fact that naughty things happen when you're around hard wood all day.
"This one time, in wood shop..."
by Bob_Lenz April 08, 2008
n. jaime wood is an amazing human being.
he has great friends named natalie and laura and a very unique** brother named jon jon. jaime has a great personality and loves skittles. jaime is one of the greatest people youll ever meet and can always make a person smile when theyre down.
he never says i love you, only ok bye... this hurts sometimes, but he knows that his life wouldnt be the same without his amazing friends ((natty and whora)).
jaime is pretty much great.
he has great friends named natalie and laura and a very unique** brother named jon jon. jaime has a great personality and loves skittles. jaime is one of the greatest people youll ever meet and can always make a person smile when theyre down.
he never says i love you, only ok bye... this hurts sometimes, but he knows that his life wouldnt be the same without his amazing friends ((natty and whora)).
jaime is pretty much great.
by ol' natty March 10, 2009
A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.
Delta woods teachers conversations:
Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going
Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer
Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going
Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer
by PeenMan13 May 25, 2019
A name that means homosexual and very hairy down in the pubic area, usually smelling of ball sack and or wieners. A Richard Woods usually wouldn't shower or take care of anything to do with personal hygiene before going out in public.
by I R SMURT February 14, 2015
by J. April 02, 2003
by the crouching cowboy45 December 10, 2009
1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.
2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind
2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind
"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"
"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."
"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."
by lambies March 30, 2009