A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.
Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*
by the1jew October 3, 2018
Get the Carbon Countymug. Riverside County is a region in Southern California. It's known for Coachella, Palm Spring Resorts, Downtown Riverside Festival of Lights with huge complex of rides, restaurants and shops. Nearby, in Temecula, is the Wine and Balloon Festival , a large attraction for tourists mostly from Europe. Cities with wealthy areas include Palm Springs, Riverside, and Temecula. UC Riverside registers nation’s greatest gain in U.S. News & World Report rankings in 2019 now moving into the top 100 schools globally. Downtown Riveside just opened up The Riveside Foodlab that is ranked in the top 10 nationally in USA Today News already and will be joining the ranks of LA and San Diego having the third Hilton Hotel called the Riverside Hilton. Overall, If you can’t afford LA you go to San Diego if you can’t afford that then Orange County and the last option is Riverside County 4th most expensive County in SoCal. Riverside County does have a small area that used to be famous for drugs called Hemet CA. If your looking to move here best places are in or near these areas Riverside, Palm Springs, and Temecula they all have Mercedes Dealerships back up these areas wealth. Palm Springs has designer stores like Gucci and Hermès. On a side note, Next door is $100k cheaper to buy a house on average in San Bernardino County if it’s too expensive in Riverside County.
by Riverside County March 27, 2019
Get the Riverside Countymug. The absolute WORST place to live full of abercrombnie junkies, old people, and lakers (A name for ANYBODY who lives inside Lake Monticello) Sucky school system, no adminstration, and full of extremly ignorant, trifoling, brand name wanna bees. Some people actually have brains, but often are critized for having an IQ, and sometimes common sense. For more information see: failure.
Peppy Brand name wanna be- I live in Fluvanna County!!
Caring human- here take this credit card and go to the airport at 5:00 a van will be waiting for you.
Peppy Brand name wanna be- You know I got this shirt at aeropostale!!!!
Caring human- Never mind, you'll probally flush my Great- Great Grandpappy's ashes down the toliet, then wipe your butt with 100 dollar bills.
Peppy Brand name wanna be- I'm going to times square to watch the ball drop, Ohhh OHH, and the flucos won a game last week!!
Caring human- here take this credit card and go to the airport at 5:00 a van will be waiting for you.
Peppy Brand name wanna be- You know I got this shirt at aeropostale!!!!
Caring human- Never mind, you'll probally flush my Great- Great Grandpappy's ashes down the toliet, then wipe your butt with 100 dollar bills.
Peppy Brand name wanna be- I'm going to times square to watch the ball drop, Ohhh OHH, and the flucos won a game last week!!
by Great Great Grandpappy December 31, 2010
Get the Fluvanna Countymug. A county or parish that voted 75% for Bush. These intellectual havens produce the best and brightest students in America. Red county school systems slaughter all blue states and blue counties in education. Many of these counties have a lower murder rate that is lower than Canada's.
Liberals cannot and will not find one blue state or blue county that can match a 75% red county in education. Students in counties such as Montgomery or Saint Tammany Parish outperform students from Berkeley, Cambridge, and New Haven. I'm sorry if the facts offend liberals.
by Mo Bush March 8, 2007
Get the Red countymug. A county just north of tampa with alot of wiggers walmarts
wannabe gangsters and a bunch of other shi**. was at one time the nations fastest growing county and is still growing fast . there is a house being built on almost evry road.alot of sub divisions and all style culter lingo gets from all the big cities here about 4 months later .It is however a fun place to live if u know wats gowing on around spring hill, parties activites ect. area code 352
in my opinon spring hill is getting better .starting to have its own originality.passing it on hwy 19 it ay look small but the population is almost 150 thousand
wannabe gangsters and a bunch of other shi**. was at one time the nations fastest growing county and is still growing fast . there is a house being built on almost evry road.alot of sub divisions and all style culter lingo gets from all the big cities here about 4 months later .It is however a fun place to live if u know wats gowing on around spring hill, parties activites ect. area code 352
in my opinon spring hill is getting better .starting to have its own originality.passing it on hwy 19 it ay look small but the population is almost 150 thousand
hernando county is poppin alotta shitt ta do , im goin to play handball
white kid,,, white kid2
hay look wat my mom bought me this iced out chain...imma huslta...
word. imma freestyle (kaleb bowman)
white kid,,, white kid2
hay look wat my mom bought me this iced out chain...imma huslta...
word. imma freestyle (kaleb bowman)
by lil big south September 5, 2008
Get the Hernando Countymug. by Ship1ey August 26, 2006
Get the cecil countymug. A county in the northeastern corner of California. It is inhabited by simple country folk, ignorant rednecks, and incarerated criminals with access to computers and their felonious family members.
Lassen County is home to Sierra Army Depot, the minimum security Federal Correction Institute Herlong (FCI Herlong) and the california state Prison (High Desert State Prison).
Lassen County is home to Sierra Army Depot, the minimum security Federal Correction Institute Herlong (FCI Herlong) and the california state Prison (High Desert State Prison).
by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006
Get the Lassen Countymug.