obstructionist

One who systematically impedes or interrupts progress.

Obstructionist Examples

The person blocking the middle of the shopping isle that does not realize your presence.

someone who attempts to impede passage of legislation by the use of delaying tactics.

by cookies plainview August 22, 2012

obstrocity

absolutely disgusting and or ugly

that smell is an obstrocity

by wordwizard1026 May 16, 2014

Obsane

Sticking up for comic book's when people call them gay.

Hey don't say that, im being obsane!

by bremlot December 19, 2014

obsidian rimjob

When you drink to much liquor one night and you shit pouring lava so fast and so hard it splashes the water back up and hardens your asshole

Dude, can I borrow your hemorrhoid pillow? I had such an intense obsidian rimjob, I can’t sit down.

by Codyeldridge55 February 20, 2020

Obsessed with boys

Excuse me don’t make fun of me because of my obsession with boys it’s not my fault they love me ❤️

It’s not my fault that I’m obsessed with boys you wouldn’t understand boo

by anonymous August 3, 2021

insane obsession

A deep feeling that lingers inside you. You feel that something is missing and you need that thing more than you need air or food or water. You wake up every morning craving it and everything is black and white. but oh, when it comes near you! You feel alive, and race for it.. and then you realize that you are worthless to its power. Everything fades away and you feel the earth crumbling beneath your feet, and then.. and then you fight for it. Kill anyone stopping you and don't look back at what you've done. But then you come to think. All those bodies of people you loved. People you trusted. Friends. Family. Everyone is dead beneath your feet. And that thing you desired? Is it a person? Terrified. Traumatized. Object? Meaningless. You can't go back. it is all gone. Nothing. Left. At. All.

Utterly crushing insane obsession.

by UnicornBooty July 2, 2017

OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003