number 3

Jizz/Chode/Spooge

I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.

by hrvatska June 6, 2003

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 27, 2015

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Sex Numbers

A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.

Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!

Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.

by Phospheric July 4, 2009

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

Jenny Number

Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.

Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.

Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?

Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!

by Hextacy October 5, 2007

Number 45

If you see what the 45th President of the USA did while you where away and you decide neither to use the name Donald or Trump for him becaue you think using the name Donald is insulting for all other Donald's in the world for example Donald Duck,

Look what 45 did yesterday? He is only 1 week inside the office he can't have destroyed everything .... Ohhh forgot its Number 45

by Wantellthename February 27, 2017