Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

brownie points!

An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.

"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."

by AmerLynne June 14, 2017

zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

by H-Money October 21, 2003

Gay to the point

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)

Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-

by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020

Nerd Points

the distribution of points to those who achieve sublime nerdiness in thought, speech or action.

heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.

all: NERD POINTS!!!

by wss2011 June 30, 2011

Pointe-Claire

Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.

Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.

by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021

Blowie Point

When you take a man atop a mountain and blow him

You should should take josh to Blowie Point

by PhuckmerayBradbury December 24, 2020