Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

Indian Parents

Hypocrite

get married because all Indian parents want that for their kids

by aadirox11 September 13, 2022

Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.

My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.

by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

entitled parent

that person who needs to try the healing crystal brand: mind your own fucking business. with mind your own fucking business you can fuck off and see the world over the brim of your naga hat.

did someone speak spanish to someone else entitled parent? how about you mind your own fucking business.

by Baron The Great December 9, 2020