Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.

Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method

by basspumpkins April 8, 2010

Alex Parent

Someone who has the worst opinions when it comes to anything

Alex Parent the n64 is not a good purchase

by GeckoGamer91 October 17, 2020

trans-not-parent

not transparent

the cap of the bottle of wine is trans-not-parent, but the glass it is in is.

by FloppyDude January 26, 2020

Male Parent

Built: Different

Who's that?
Damb, that's Male Parent

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Mob parenting

A group of three or more people working together to raise a child.

Looking after a child between two people seems like an administrative nightmare, I'm looking into mob parenting

by RemainInLight October 1, 2019

jimmys parents

they are not my parents they are jimmys parents

hey look it’s jimmys parents

by mmmmmmmmilk April 20, 2020