n. A human person who is socially allowed (there is some debate on this point) to simultaneously have people skills and become extremely excited about certain subjects such as grammar, science or World of Warcraft. Some non-nerds (or "normals") may participate in these subjects, but true nerds care way too much about them. They also become very excited about the distinction between themselves and the spawn of the devil, The Geeks.
1 (nerd): "OMG Star Trek=so awesome!"
2 (normal): "Yeah it was cool, whatever..."
3 (geek): "U retards u didnt even c teh warp drive had no effect on teh redshift of teh celectial bodies, how can u live wit ur dum ass brains, u butt munchin poop slingerzzz!!!!(#*!(**@@!!!!"
2 (normal): "Yeah it was cool, whatever..."
3 (geek): "U retards u didnt even c teh warp drive had no effect on teh redshift of teh celectial bodies, how can u live wit ur dum ass brains, u butt munchin poop slingerzzz!!!!(#*!(**@@!!!!"
by lucysahatch December 11, 2010
Nerd: Man, my language does not seem to be up to date with today's world. I shall take a little trip on to the good ol' interwebs and find some new cool urban words.
Nerd after using urbandictionary: Yo, that new movie, was aight, but that one scene was just REDONK.
Nerd after using urbandictionary: Yo, that new movie, was aight, but that one scene was just REDONK.
by yoururbandictionary February 20, 2011
nerds are the people that have invented petty much everything technocollogical, they really are 1337 8-,
My name is Albert and these are my intrests and hobbys and nervousnesses.
I play on xbox every spare minute of my life, i sleep 8 hours a day, like a good boy, my social life is my mother, father, sister and xbox, i eat while playing, i do my geologgy homework for 2 hours a day. I dont care about P.E, my curfew is at 6 o'cloc. Im 16 years old, i have STAR TREK pj's, im on my 10th prestige on cod4, level 55, i am the halo wizz, i get paid to play xbox. I point out every typing error someone does because i dont know what text language is, i waste my time after watching a youtube video, by pointing out all of the bad bits. Im a hater. I sweat when talking to a girl, other than my sister, i have 6 inch glasses. I truly, truly am a nerd!
I play on xbox every spare minute of my life, i sleep 8 hours a day, like a good boy, my social life is my mother, father, sister and xbox, i eat while playing, i do my geologgy homework for 2 hours a day. I dont care about P.E, my curfew is at 6 o'cloc. Im 16 years old, i have STAR TREK pj's, im on my 10th prestige on cod4, level 55, i am the halo wizz, i get paid to play xbox. I point out every typing error someone does because i dont know what text language is, i waste my time after watching a youtube video, by pointing out all of the bad bits. Im a hater. I sweat when talking to a girl, other than my sister, i have 6 inch glasses. I truly, truly am a nerd!
by Andy n shizz August 09, 2008
A person (male or female) that tends to wear glasses, pocket protectors, and/or long skinny ties with white shirts. They are usually smart and tend to have a hard time getting a date for the prom.
by Kristopher W. November 02, 2005
One who has no life in the real world sits in front of his computer all day trying to merge the laws of physics for kicks..Then at the end of the day feels happy for all the information they assimulated during the course of the day. That and does not have a girlfriend for she would get in hes way from his noble prize
by particleion September 25, 2003
Somone who spends countless(literally countless) time on the internet, usually known for using 1337 and spelling words incorrectly for the hell of itusually resulting in living with their mother even after they are 30 years of age.
5 ways to identify one
1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet)
2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it).
3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend.
4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society.
5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice.
<(Bonus)> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)
5 ways to identify one
1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet)
2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it).
3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend.
4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society.
5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice.
<(Bonus)> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)
by TJunctionSpacerSpacerLan February 11, 2006
Man! Claire is such a nerd. She wore her huge, boy repellent glasses today and only talked about number theory! How geeky!
by Claire2 February 01, 2011