Mulchbagging

Apparently...
The act of killing someone, having sex to completion inside the body, burying it, then digging them back up again 3 months later, whereupon you cover the vagina with your mouth and get a trusted friend to jump in the corpse, firing you're own now-stale and possibly now-mouldy semen back into your mouth.
Yee-agh!!!
WTF?????

"That putrid maggot is into MULCHBAGGING 3-month-old corpses..."

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

Murphdog

The holy being of the Murphdog Religion. He consumes pies on the daily basis and teaches science to minors. He is the coolest guy on the planet.

"Yo Bro I got an 100 on my test." , "Dude that is so like Murphdog."

by Morbinintheskib July 11, 2024

Murpha

A large mass of pubic hair surrounding the male/female genitalia.

Damn bro! Did you see that bitches murpha??

by JustinWB82 October 31, 2023

mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"

by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023

Mulch

Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram

Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:

by cheez_sammmich January 28, 2024

Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.

He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!

by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024