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Mulchbagging

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The act of killing someone, having sex to completion inside the body, burying it, then digging them back up again 3 months later, whereupon you cover the vagina with your mouth and get a trusted friend to jump in the corpse, firing you're own now-stale and possibly now-mouldy semen back into your mouth.
Yee-agh!!!
WTF?????
"That putrid maggot is into MULCHBAGGING 3-month-old corpses..."
by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023
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Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.
As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"
by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009
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mulchfagging

When an avex sucks his own asshole
Hey did you see that avex that was mulchfagging in the tree yesterday
by mulchbagging69 January 23, 2019
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