Cunt Muffin

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
by valereally January 21, 2008
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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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Rag-a-muffin

A child that is unkept
by Paul C June 02, 2003
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cheese muffin

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.
Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.
by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009
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muffin jamboree

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest
Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
by Dr. Thomas Jay August 25, 2005
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The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
by Stinky July 20, 2003
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Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((
by Dildo Shwagins July 07, 2021
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