Mount Saint Mary

A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.

Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.

Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.

Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.

Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.

Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...

Mount Saint Mary by lacrosseboss November 4, 2021

Mount Aeils 

Don't know much about this word but it is something that will own the world

He's got everything planning for him just like Moun Aeils does. Mount Aeils means the soul to the universe

Mount Aeils by Aeils November 23, 2021

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

Mount Everett Regional High School by virginphobic November 25, 2021

mount silver 

A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt

Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed

mount silver by ObscuredEyes November 27, 2021

mount pubic

A term for when pubic hair covers the mons pubis

"So how was your date yesterday?"

"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"

mount pubic by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022

Mount Flushmore 

A moniker granted to Donald John Trump after intelligence from the White House facility management was received, that he violated the Presidential Recordings and Materials Preservation Act by flushing documents down his toilet, in turn causing congestion in said and downstream sanitary devices.

Will Mount Flushmore run again in 2024?

Mount Flushmore by Dr Nope February 16, 2022

Mount Saint Joseph Academy

A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.

Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy

Mount Saint Joseph Academy by Crazy738 March 9, 2022