Mongaloid

A really dense person.

Look at that mongaloid Scott trying to tie his shoelaces and failing

by LucieM October 24, 2006

Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.

Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.

by corigunz October 29, 2010

bitch monger

A person who sells bitches to guys.

She is a bitch monger.

by Daniel April 20, 2003

monged

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

by Chris_P May 3, 2005

mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 31, 2008

Mongolian Sundae

Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.

My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.

by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Mongolian Waterfall

A sexual act in which one man takes a pee into a woman's mouth. The woman then proceeds to his anus. She then spits the piss into the butthole, immediately after she clamps the butthole shut. The man then farts or pushes extremely hard to get the traveled piss out and onto the girl's head/face. Like a waterfall...in Mongolia.

Me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian waterfall and we just can't go back! Its great.

by James and Dave June 24, 2008