Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

Moisturiser

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009

moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.

javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.

by javnasty February 24, 2009

Moistysocks

A gamer from Australia

Moistysocks is sooo goood at apex legends!!!

by TTV MOISTYSOCKS February 26, 2019

moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

moishe

A cool hot guy.
Full of energy and extremely cool,
Moshe’s are players and lovers at the same time.
They will either dump you or love you like crazy,

I’m so nervous I’m going out with a moishe!

by Nshdbcid c September 12, 2021