Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2010

Meerkating

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.

"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"

by ABryce-Clegg August 18, 2016

meerat

All round a nice person but beware for her hot temper cos she would destroy you. She has loads of mates and is a very likeable person and hates when people dont like her.

There goes Meerat with all her friends

by b4plyer August 15, 2017

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

by rana_r_u November 8, 2019

Meer

A type of person that doesn't mean bad but can be a troublemaker at times. He is born to bring light and can be any race. He is very charismatic and understands the felling of his loved ones. However, he can be most powerful at times when he is tested and although you are unlikely to see his bad side... he can rain down on you like a storm.

Hey, you look glum
- Yeah
You should hang out with Meer

by Inferno podcasts June 1, 2020

maternititties

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.

Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020

Materbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020