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mandate

Brunch with an oligarch, where the working class people pick up the tab.
Don: I dunno, sir... If I do this, I could end up in serious trouble. This is definitely illegal. People are already talking.

Vlad: Relax, Don. Just call it a "mandate". It implies you have no power. Which is true, because you belong to me.
by commonsensical March 19, 2025
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Mandate

The four month fling Donald Trump had with Elon Musk when they were living together in the White House.

Traditionally, it meant a message from the people to enact change, based on an overwhelming victory in an election.
In 2024, the Democrats had to put up two people, each one step above a retard in order to give a faggot chomo as bad as Trump the victory by 1%. The only question is, how many times did Elon blow Don in the Lincoln bedroom during their mandate?
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Mandala Effect

Named after the famous Mandala pattern of art this conspiracy theory Is when a large group of people remember something being a certain way, but when people go back and look at it, it has changed or is gone in this universe with no reasoning other than "it's always been like that"

Two popular theories on the Mandala effect are:
Time Travel- Some believe that times travels have come back to the past and changed one little thing that ended up changing many other things kinda like the butterfly effect Think about it the future has already happened so even if time travel is say 1,000 years in the future it has already been done which means time travelers are going back to the past which is our present and changing little things.

Parallel Universe- Others believe that sometime in the last decade or two the world went through a black hole or that our "original world" ended and now we are in this Parallel Universe where something changed in the process of switching or going through the black hole. (most think in the years 2000 or 2012 this happened cause many thought the world was gong to end)
Kayla: Do you remember those books we used to read with the family of bears? The Berenstein Bears.
Danielle: MANDALA EFFECT! It has supposedly been the BerenstAin Bears the whole time!
Kayla: No way! I remember that vividly as a kid!
Danielle: Same here!
by Gaslampmandala August 15, 2025
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Madaya

The sexiest

I wanna be the skin between her pinky toe
I wanna be the skin between madaya toes
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Mandatoptional

Something you are told is optional to do, but you know you will get in trouble if you don’t do it.
The boss said we are behind in our workload, so staying an extra hour is mandatoptional for everyone.
by RLSimmons November 15, 2025
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Madaya

Madaya is killin everybody in here
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