When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.
by Derek Maritime December 13, 2010
Get the Maine Garden Gnome mug.Maine is a place where people (like me) are isolated from city life, but who cares. Although there aint much to do here (for ya flatlanders) all the high school kids come up with things to do, Because there isnt anything to do about 99.9% of maina's are either potheads or alcoholic's. But I have to say that because we have nothing else to do and were in a perfect temperate area. Maine has the best bud in the U.S. hands down. Ive been all across the U.S. and smoked it all. 40$ and eigth 50$ and eigth and it looks like oregano. 20,25$ and take to hits and ur gone. Maines got the best bud period. Any other stoners in Maine reading this you know what im talkin about, Right? Hey Maine might seem like shit sometimes when ur bored outta ur mind but its better then sittin in a apartment listening to someone getting shot next door. Plus whats any better then getting right F***ed up and goin to the festivals right? :-D
by Wiscassetbuoy August 15, 2008
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by Calenture9 January 16, 2009
Get the Milk Maiden mug.A little peice of shit city smack-dab in the middle of Maine. Often looked at as "The Queen City", Bangor is full of wiggers and pedophiles who are looking to touch some little kids pecker. Most parts are decent (Such as the tree streets) but others such as Capehart and Downtown are considerded the "ghetto" of bangor due to its drug population.
by Landon West March 19, 2011
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by backsidepride'11 May 13, 2011
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