Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

Butter my backside and call me biscuit by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

national backorder by Dalray January 4, 2019

backside attack

Proper: A chemistry term used to describe the transfer of electrons and subsequent bonding of a neucleophile to the back face of a molecule. The back side described is the chiral center, with subsistents in a tetrahedral formation facing away from the nucleophile. Once the backside attack is complete, the stereochemistry of the molecule is inverted.

chem eng slang: A difficult academic situation. It is often used to describe the difficulty of an assignment or a test. Synonymous with ass rape.

"Oh shit, that exam was a total backside attack!"

backside attack by Electrick April 17, 2006

Backster

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.

"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"

Backster by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

backorder bitch

A super hot chic that is desired by so many guys she would never be able to keep up with the demand. Guys have to wait in line to get a chance.

That girl is crazy hot, but I have no chance. She's a backorder bitch.

backorder bitch by T-HUD January 1, 2014

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026