shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Rag-a-muffin

A child that is unkept

Ur son is a ragamuffin

by Paul C June 1, 2003

cheese muffin

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.

Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.

by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009

muffin jamboree

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest

Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!

by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009

nomming on the muffin

the classier way of saying eating out.

also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).

Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.

by athreemuskette December 9, 2009