The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.
That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila