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long blink

noun. the act of briefly falling asleep but acting as if you haven't.
Teacher: Johnny, wake up.
Student: I wasn't. It was just a long blink.
long blink by C G Wacko October 27, 2010

Long balling

The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
Long balling by TwistNdip June 9, 2013

Long shlong silver

A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.
That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila

Long-Dick-Style

He went down on her long-dick-style to give her the pleasure she wanted

Long Thumb Nails 

Used to help roll joints, blunts, or leaves. Typically stoners or people who roll tobacco have long nails.
My nigga got some long thumb nails
Long Thumb Nails by SolidifyBad March 31, 2021

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.
Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!