A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.
I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.
by Bikeboy50 March 7, 2014

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by jon barker May 14, 2009

The best gorilla there will ever be and the king of all living beings, but was sadly killed due to lack of paying attention:/
by Qazzakaze December 13, 2020

THE LITERAL CUTEST CREATURE THERE IS
by anonymous November 3, 2020

by angbmcgowan June 16, 2016

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen
Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.
The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen
Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.
The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"
by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004
