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Ass Joint 

Bath tissue remnants deposited on and around Toilet rim. In extreme cases ass joints have been known to migrate to surrounding floor. Ass joints are created when inferior bath tissues are used on "rough" (many cases hairy) Anuses. The end result is a rolled tissue joint thats 420 for your 6:30.
I had no choice but to use the filthy public bathroom stall that was littered with Ass joints.
Ass Joint by dontshakedahand October 30, 2010
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bum joint 

a waste of a sperm; pretty much has no purpose of existing.
often used in regards when talking about someone/something you dont like.
Damn that refs a bum joint.
My phone doesnt work man, what a bum joint
bum joint by Gpmoney November 14, 2006

penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.
ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P

hill billy joint 

a prerolled joint or blunt that must be smoked only under certain conditions.
Pothead #1: Hey you gonna smoke that?
Pothead #2: Not until I'm ready to go home or I lose all my money

Several Joint Liability 

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.
Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.
Word of the Day on November 25, 2012

thousand joint stare 

what heavy marijuana users get after they are burnt out
1) when stoners stare off into nothing. like war veterains do when they return home.

2) Steve is such a burnout hes startin to get the thousand joint stare

Pregnant Joint 

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.
Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.