John

A man who has a heart, and a brain, and some courage. He shouldn't stand on tables, and a little weight isn't bad. Lots of freckles, and red Edward-Cullen like hair. He isn't too in it with anything, but makes a great match with other people. eg. a Christina.
You; that kid looks smart
me; swoon John
by Twilightslittlehopelessromantc October 23, 2011
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John

Someone who comes from London, or more London way than wherever the user of the word is from.

The recievers of the term are named johns because of the outside perception that everyone from london (males mainly) call each other "john" as a by-word for "mate or fellow."

Heard in the East Anglia area in the populations with the regional dialect of English.

Is used less often these days since most people in london are not the percieved cockneys that they once were since mass immigration to the city since the 1960s. Also people in East Anglia now commonly work in London and therefore now know better, and meeting a London is far more common than before.
Them bloody John's move'un to our village and telling us what to do and how to run the place!
by Essex/Suffolk Lad June 10, 2011
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A crudely constructed excuse for one's inability or lack of desire to complete an action.
V. ("He was johning so hard the other day, I nearly threw up.")
N. ("That's a John and a half.")
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Johns

A word used to express how cool a pair of somthing, such as shoes are.
Patrick: Ayo Joe I got the new SB Dunks today
Spongebob: YO Pat!, thems Johns is AB-SO-ill!
Patrick: Hell yeah, these Johns grab me back 270 duckets
by Jat Yelsom The AB-SO-ill January 24, 2009
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Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.
Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"

Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.
by GeussWho February 22, 2005
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Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum
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john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use
i hate john
by marchin May 16, 2019
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