A Jacob

To make plans to do something then when that time comes reject all plans and stay in bed

"Did you go to that part on Saturday?" "Nah man I was going to but I did an A Jacob instead"

by Vil villa June 16, 2016

Jacob Redmond

nasty, lying, twatt waffle, peice of ass; slew

"i feel manipulated and hurt." said girl number one. "ohh you must be talking to jacob redmond!" said mari.

by Cranberry Wilkerson January 29, 2010

Jacob syndrome

A condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. When he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being 'just friends' and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. There is no cure for Jacob Syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.

Joe: Olivia, I love you, and I always have.

Olivia: But Joe, I just want to be friends. Can't you understand?

Joe: Fucking Jacob Syndrome.

by El Buzz Lightyear June 24, 2010

jacob

Jacob is a nice, sweet guy. He loves sports.he is caring and joyful you will be lucky to have a Jacob.

Jacob is the sweetest guy .
I want a Jacob .
Did you see a Jacob?

by Natalie .N December 19, 2016

Jacob

He is a gay Bill Cosby. Super homo. Sometimes he is a spedhead.

He tried to Bill Cosby me in the bathroom he might be a Jacob.

by The king of rap May 13, 2018

Jacob

HAS THE WORLDS BIGGEST COCK

His cock was a jacob

by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

Jacob wilson

One of the biggest assholes ever

Gia=should I go on a date with Jacob Wilson?
Natalie=if you wanna talk to a guy who talks about other girls in front of you, knock yourself out

by grockgrock May 13, 2016