crazy italian

A crazy Italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia

If you piss them off they always have a weapon handy

"She said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat"
Man she is one "crazy Italian"

by Josh♥ May 19, 2014

hott buff Italian

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

by ballerxcgirl33 June 20, 2008

Italian Stallion

Alessandro Cortini... Enough said. He is the epitome of an Italian Stallion, and also the keyboardist of Nine Inch Nails... Front man of Modwheelmood. Sexy beast.

The fact that 99.9% of the human population misspell his name just adds to the simple truth that Alessandro is an Italian Stallion.

by Trouble!!1one!1! June 11, 2006

Italian man

A man... from Italy.

P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.

by sighkick June 28, 2018

Italian-American challenge

This is a challenge for all the Italians or Italian-looking people out there. Basically you have to score a threesome with an Italian girl (from Italy) and an American girl. The kicker is that you have to convince the American girl that you're Italian while convincing the Italian girl that you're American. Extra points if you get 'em both indabutt. The best strategy is to speak bad Italian and broken English and make sure the American girl doesn't know Italian and the Italian girl doesn't know much English. This is a tough one...any guy who pulls it off is generally awarded pimp of the year automatically.

Mac: "Hey Guido, I heard you were trying to pull off the Italian-American challenge last night. Did it work?"
Guido: "No."
Mac: "Ooooh, looks like you got denied on the pimp of the year award again."

by Nick D May 7, 2004

Italian

The sworn enemy of the dutch

Just as it says on the top.

by The Ocho February 16, 2005

italian

italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.

Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"

by mave73 May 8, 2008