-IPOD thief 

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.

that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.

-IPOD thief by IhateThieves January 5, 2010

ipod shuffle 

when someone is listening to thier ipod, you run up behind them and knock them out and drag them somewhere and start to do sweet things to them.......

i let that bitch know wat and ipod shuffle really does......

ipod shuffle by p-razz January 18, 2007

iPod Omega 

The final form of the ever popular Apple iPod. It is in pre-production phase at Apple headquarters. It will feature a new form of memory storage unique only to iPod Omegas. The memory is planned to hold 500,000 to possibly near a million songs. The Safari browser will be present, but Apple is setting up their own Omega internet server just for the iPod. Videos will return, as will Cover Flow technology, more advanced games, an entire E-mail account and browser, and production ideas are slated for a television reciever for the Omega. More ideas and specs are being added, because the Omega can be considered in pre-pre-production the only definite Omega only spec is the special Omega song memory.

The iPod Omega is the truly the dawn of a new age.

iPod Omega by Apple Informant January 23, 2009

ipod Fondle 

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation

Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle

ipod Fondle by Chuck Norris is amazing April 16, 2009

Ipod Reality Cooldown 

When someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality

Mark: "Oi Jeff"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"

Ipod Reality Cooldown by Cmiste August 12, 2011

IPod Nano 

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

IPod Nano by GrandPoop September 28, 2010

ipod slappin' 

1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.

2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.

B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!

ipod slappin' by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008