Heffelbower

The greatest teacher ever to walk the earth

We're talking about the physics of Mario in Heffelbower's class

by buickregal01 October 16, 2021

Heffelbowerian

In the style of Heffelbower.

Snyder couldn't have written that, it's too Heffelbowerian

by buickregal01 November 23, 2021

Heffer

Big bitch in a small car

God Damn, Look at that heffer in that smart car over there

by Bigdickvincent March 12, 2022

Heffer

Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.

Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?

Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.

by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022

Hefferroni

A obese individual who finishes their slice of peperroni pizza and tries to steal your slice.

Hey you Hefferroni, stay away from my food!

by Atalin July 16, 2022

Heffelfinger

Named after Pudge Heffelfinger who was a guard at Yale. It means to finger blast a lady so well that she will become a simp for daddy for the rest of her years. No one will come between her heffelfingering daddy and her. uWu

Daddy hit me with the heffelfinger last night. I’m gonna marry him.

by Daddy Heffelfinger September 20, 2022

Heffernan

Australian slang for a person (usually a woman) that is extremely annoying or strict, so much so that they may even break the law just to make a person miserable.

That teacher of yours is such a Heffernan.

by The_Gronk_Of_The_Dog February 27, 2023