happies

A positive way of saying herpes

Hey guys guess what, Ive got the happies!

by Mike August 22, 2003

happiness

happiness is a state of mind with no external cause, it's a thought and a feeling stemming from one's love, understanding and respect for their own precious existence, inner beauty and worth.

As for me, I picture happiness as a crystal clear spring or a river, that flows through me without a begining nor an end... life stretches itself on the banks of that river. No mundane stuff could either increase, or diminish my happiness, since I'm the master of my life and I'm in charge. I like pretty gals, fast cars, delicious meals, nice clothes and this kind of things the planet can offer; I do not like poverty, pain, tears, sadness and this kind of things the planet can offer. Here's the world: it's pleasurable or painful, it's sunny or cloudy, it's happy or not. And here's me: always feeling the pleasure of existence, always sunny, for always happy. Right, I'm in a good mood because I'm happy, not vice versa.

Dude: How could I be happy? I've just lost my true soul mate, I loved her so much! Now she's not here anymore.

Arlecchino: You are.

D: I am - what? I'm broke, I've no friends, I'm stupid, I'm sick...

A: You ARE.

D: I'm miserable.

A: If you choose to be. What's the difference between _the_ feeling of being happy and happiness 'itself'?

D: None.

A: Then be happy.

D: Cool. I think I'm getting happier now. How much do I owe you? ;)

A: Much less than I owe to God.

by Arlecchino January 2, 2009

true happiness

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.

alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh

by arch king 89 November 29, 2005

happlez

A Group of Happy (AZN) Apples

That Happlez really puts a smile on your face, ey?

by Meira February 5, 2008

Happistatic

Happistatic refers to the greatest state of body and mind attainable to all entities. Put simply, it is the the pinnacle of positive emotion. It is happy, it is ecstatic, its happistatic!

I just won the lottery 4 times! Im Happistatic!!

by Matthew Chris Tom Curtis February 23, 2008

Happalaughagus

A friend that laughs constantly or way too much.

Eric: Poo

Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLLMAOLMAOHAHAH(you get the idea-.-)

Eric: Happalaughagus much

by Rockandrolljunkiie April 6, 2009

happiness

unless you are
a child
protected from what is
the horrid thing
of
reality
you know the world
is not
so happy.

by about ten you learn
that life sucks
unless you happen to be
Bill Gates
or Seinfeld
and the like
But you learn that
you don't have to
be rich
or famous
to be happy.

no
it is the little things
that make us happy
like a smile or a
laugh.
it is the little things we
live for -
a bite of candy,
a new Angry Birds high score.
In the end
you know
you learn what it is important:
It is the little things
that matter
And the little things
are what make us
happy.

- Derek

1. I found happiness when I found a bunch of free coupons. WOOT

by Derektheyeti November 3, 2011