The Secret HamSteak

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

by The Barefooted Treehugger October 3, 2005

Hamster-eater

You like to eat hamsters.

Once a hampster bit me and i bit it back

by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004

The go crazy hamster

While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.

I pulled off one of the most insane the go crazy hamsters on Shina last night

by Dinglenutz July 3, 2009

hamster

A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.

We gave our daughter a hamster last year. Surprise.......she flushed it down the toilet.

by garcalej June 25, 2018

Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.

"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014

Hamstershaver

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.

Algernon is a hamstershaver.

by CM April 14, 2004

Hamson

Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.

Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.

by omfgplanes September 30, 2006