Definitions by omfgplanes

phelps 

Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.

phelps by omfgplanes October 5, 2006

Hamson 

Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.

Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.

Hamson by omfgplanes September 30, 2006