Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011

hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.

That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!

by ava555 June 20, 2011

Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.

The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!

by antellect April 9, 2013

hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.

Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!

by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014

hamcheewich

ham and cheese sandwich

give me hamcheewich please

by Sexydimma December 25, 2014

halphus

One who steals memes, Meme Robber

guy 1:YO he stole your meme
guy 2: ya he halphused me

by Roberto_RP September 24, 2015