by beeleebabo March 26, 2024

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.
"haha im such a silly goober :3"
-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."
-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."
by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky
by ho r u real May 31, 2025

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023
