Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

glumptopian

A guy with a hot ass girlfriend

- Damn.. hes got a glumptopian

by anonymous676769 December 5, 2025

Gumpy

The term for your boyfriends dick in public when you only want him to know what you two are talking about.

“Hey babe can you hurry up and finish shopping? I’m trying to go home and play with gumpy!”

by Ashleyanddeejay December 20, 2025

Glump

A pretty cool guy

John: hey Glump, what's up?

Glump: oh, hi john.

by Glump_ December 28, 2025

Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder May 7, 2011

angry grumpy mustardy

wawawaw

awawawawawa angry grumpy mustardy

by Magaling December 23, 2018

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019