head fucked

1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head
3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets

"Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."

Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes".

by Jameslikesbex September 2, 2006

fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003

no way, get fucked, fuck off

Phrase countersung by audiences at Angels concerts, to the song, and line 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'.

The Band:
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off

by Swamp Ig October 13, 2006

Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.

'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'

by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010

Hospital Fucked Up

When one is fucked up to the degree of being fucked up from the drugs you receive in the hospital.

I ate so many pain killers last night that I was hospital fucked up.

by rebel4ev114 March 12, 2009

Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

by Shillz. November 13, 2011

trick fucked

An innovative and usually devious way to do an end-around, back door deal, or scheme, usually related to circumventing bureaucracy and red tape

Last week we had a problem with Alfred on that due diligence document approval, but I trick fucked the approval process so we could by pass him and still buy the note.

by the_expert_etymologist May 16, 2014