Flested

An abbreviation or faster way to say flat-chested, a girl with ridiculously small boobs, or no boobs at all.

Man, that chick was hot, but I couldn't do her. She's way too flested.

by Mollah Higherz August 15, 2009

flaptuous

Very cold. Does not have an exact temperature, but when it's hella cold outside, could be due to rain, wind, snow, or just lack of warmth.

It's so damn flaptuous out today. Wish I had brought my coat.

by dawgz525 December 15, 2010

Fleetwood

A white van, usually with an old man inside it that tries to run people over at a rapid pace.
These are extremley dangerous and once you have seen one, you will see many more.

Beware the fleetwood services truck! It may be the last thing you ever see...

"Chasing us hehe"... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

(Jumps out of the path)
Phew it's gone

then...
DUN DUN DUN! FLEETWOOD... IS... BACK...
face your fear

by STOP FLEETWOOD SERVICES October 8, 2012

flaptism

Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.

"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"

by jimsparty January 27, 2014

flectonomous

The act of remaining calm or keeping the nerves cooled by behaving absolutely insane.

Clifton- umm..... Why's Jesse throwing his poop at his car?
David- well, he either blew his turbo or more than likely is just feeling extra flectonomous today.

Jesse- AHHHHH RATA FATA

*throws poop at David and Clifton.*

by Phlegmtronic November 17, 2015

Fleet

A fleet is a term of venery for a group of whores. A fleet is greater than or equal to five whores.

Big Daddy Spankdahoe sent his fleet out to turn tricks thinking 'keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long'

by Mrs. Webster September 18, 2016

fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016