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slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.
Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!
by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018
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Fleabagger

1. Fleabagger is a term applied to Democratic Party elected officials who having lost the majority in an election, leave their home state and hide out in undisclosed roadside motels in neighboring states for weeks in order to avoid detection and having to return work. In so doing they seek to thwart the democratic political process by denying the quorum necessary for the passage of certain legislation such as state budget bills.

2. The term is also applied to their unelected supporters who stay behind in the home state to occupy public buildings, often squatting in sleeping bags on the floor, in order to obstruct the democratic process. Fleabaggers, who are unfailingly union members, can stay away from their jobs for days without fear of dismissal.
1. A group of Fleabagger Democratic Wisconsin senators turned tail for the Illinois border where they remained in hiding for weeks.

2. The stench coming from the floor of the capitol rotunda was at it's peak in early morning as Fleabaggers from the state public unions awoke to prevent Republican senators from reaching the senate chamber.
by markybe March 10, 2011
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flexy

a combination of fly and sexy.
Yo, Bizzy's outfit was really flexy tonight.
by J.Biz May 30, 2008
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Flex Tape

A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.
by barnardsloop01 October 8, 2017
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flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.
"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."
by Fleshhy October 23, 2009
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Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.
Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.
by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013
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Toby Flenderson

The absolute scum of the earth.
See also
- Pure Evil
- Divorced
- Opposite of sexy
- Evil Snail
- Jackass
Guy 1:Feck off Toby Flenderson
Guy 2:yeah fuck him
Guy 1: he's got testicles for teeth
Guy 2: he puts his pants on backwards
Guy: man...... fuck Toby Flenderson
by Jskajxn May 6, 2019
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