chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

flapdragon

1. a game in which the players snatch raisins out of burning brandy and swallow them blazing.

2. to swallow whole as a flapdragon; to devour.

1. Cakes and ale, and flapdragons and mummer's plays, and all the happy sports of Christians night.

2. See how the sea flapdragoned it.

by shinofsin August 6, 2004

Flap

The sound one makes when masturbateing to porn on a laptop computer. Also can be the sound mad when your pounding a honey hole and your ballsack and ramrod slam against those meaty lips.

We got home early only to walk in our apartment and hear the sound flap flap flap flap flap flaaaaaaap flap of Tim our virgin roomate wackin off to porn on his laptop.

by FLAPFLAPfromNC December 27, 2011

flahpsh

useless crap, junk, knickknacks, or stuff that clutters up someones home.

"Get rid of this flahpsh!"

by Jean Linda and Jill January 8, 2009

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008

Flahoogen

Flahoogen Means really long nipples,

Wow Amanda Look at them flahoogens!

by Charlie StickNipples September 28, 2009

Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival

Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here

by Rump Disciple April 16, 2011