Falcons

Best fucking football team in the league with the best QB- Michael Vick

The Falcons r the most badass team and derserve the superbowl

by anonomous May 13, 2005

Falcon Thrust

To pelvic thrust a person while saying the words "Falcon Thrust!". "Falcon" Originated from the video game "Super Smash Brothers." and "Pelvic Thrust"

"Dude, she got a Falcon Thrust from that nerdy kid the other Day"

by Vampiriko May 20, 2010

Flaccid

A term used for 'cool' or 'Awesome'. Other words like 'Rad', 'Dank', 'Dope', etc. This term is only used by the coolest people.

Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.

or

James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.

by lonerdeboner October 8, 2014

Falcon

(n) {Fahl-kin}

A young, hip, usually single female who possesses an innate aggressive, fierce, often head turning demeanor. Kind of like a cougar, only younger. Quick to strike, one capable of taking the eyes of men who seek them.

There are many derivations of the falcon. Some more mysterious, hardly seen. Some small in stature, (Pygmy falcon.)

1 Man to another Man in club: " Did you see that falcon at the bar? I would sever my left arm for a chance to date her!"

by Metal Wendler November 9, 2009

flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Falcon Punch Hot Pocket

the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.

"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Someguywholivesandlaughs October 21, 2011

Falcon Punch

The act of performing a punch resembling that of Captain Falcon (Of the F-Zero Series) to give a pregnant woman an abortion (Usually a surprise or unwanted one). It is accompanied by yelling "Falcon Punch!" as you throw your fist.

Woman: Oh, hello there.
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~

by UchihaNoChikara December 30, 2008