Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

The Fear

The irrational feeling that, despite having plenty of booze to drink, you will run out and be left to spiral into horrific sobriety.

He'd drank two of the eight beers he'd bought and was struck with The Fear

by The_crackfox April 16, 2021

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

The Viruz Fear

(also known as VM FEAR) A harmless black 13 year old turd boy who cant play sports and "has a hard time fitting in" according to his cousin. He sits on xbox and pretends he can perform DDOS attacks but really no one is afraid of him and nobody takes him seroisly.

Stuttering Jeremy ;) The ViRuZ fear cant hack and got doxed by real hackers. He is now hiding becaus ehe is harnless and has a vagina.

by The GOD 666 September 26, 2012

Fear of life guards

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )

Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool

by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023

fishbowl fear

Fishbowl fear- is a type of paranoia and is a side effect of a style of paranoia as a type of strange feeling about something you don’t know.. Then you find that you don’t fully understand the knowledge that you have.. Or you needed to see the knowledge you had in a different perspective to understand what you need to learn.. or .. You had a thought in a smaller spectrum of knowledge and then when you had more broadened knowledge you found the information you knew was not fully understood and or perhaps you war fooled..

After I bought that used car I had fishbowl fears for weeks until I found the tape flapping on side of the air intake..

by 12speed January 24, 2023

fear tinkle

Ted the lemur (from All Hail King Julien) does a fucking pee pee everytime he gets scared.

Clip from “The Butterfly War”

Julien: Okay, we’re in the cave. What now?
Ted: I just fear tinkled…
Other lemurs: *begin chattering about the tinkle*

by thishiddenketchup February 15, 2023