do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

you aint even the fart

ice spice's version of "you ain't shit"

"you aint even the fart bro"

by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024

not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by November 21, 2023

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German February 07, 2016

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 02, 2025

Boley evening

Continuously gorging upon unhealthy food instead of doing something productive

Mossie : will i have a boley evening or will i go to the gym

by David beardsworth December 01, 2019