eva-napped

When a person that goes by the name of Eva falls asleep for an extended period of time, much longer than a normal person nap, and any/all people in the same vicinity as her join her in hibernation.

Person 1: "There she goes again, eva-napping"
Person 2: "I've heard about this, be careful she'll put you to sleep"
Person 1: "Oh no thats just a wive's ta-zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Person 2: "You've been eva-napped bit-zZzZzZ...."

by BigRed012 January 7, 2013

Eva the Diva

A guy who sound like a girl.

Summer: Angel your boyfriend is really cute, but he's Eva the Diva.

by OG_Trigger May 3, 2008

Eva elfie

Young sexy mf with big boobs and a sweet

Puusy

I pounded eva elfie while wearing socks

by 16 titular February 15, 2023

eva afta daft & dafta

As time progresses, idiocacy increases.

Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

eva-maria

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.

eva-maria boobs

by oniloppip November 22, 2016

eva selfridge

A beautiful hardworking girl.She loves kids and has beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.She has 3 kids of her own and adopts 2 more.Everyone wants to be friends with her.Her smile is gorgeous

You know eva selfridge? She is my bestfriend!!

by Evadiva0910 December 17, 2016

Eva Bless

A Girl's Pum/Pussy

Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.

by D.J January 2, 2017