Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.

Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS

by Holly M S May 25, 2010

douchebag

A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.

Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"

Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."

by mrbob1382487385 April 18, 2010

Douchebag

Somebody that wears Ed Hardy or wears sunglasses inside!

Dino: Is that guy wearing sunglasses? We are inside!

Vargas: Wow! What a douchebag!

by G-reg319 April 2, 2011

douchebag

People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.

Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.

by J ster April 9, 2006

egotistical douchebag

asshole or bastard pertaining to a guy.

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard

by psychotic doll October 26, 2013

douchebag

Glenn Beck

Did you see Glenn Beck on Fox news? What a fuckin douchebag!

by Glen Beck is a douchebag August 28, 2010

Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009