dick dock

another word for a slag, whore etc. aka bucket fanny.

Dude your moms a right dick dock.

by Mr. Bean666 September 5, 2006

Docking for Punky

When a short blonde haired gentleman likes strange and unusual thing.

Did you hear Brian is Docking for Punky, yeah that guys a creep.

by xxxpintoxxx April 16, 2010

Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party

BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP

by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013

Ball Docking

The same as docking, only using you and your partners balls instead. common positiong is to shove your balls inbetween the other dudes balls in a cross like manner so that the balls look like a 4 way lug wrench.

Dude bro, i'm tired of docking with our penises, lets use our balls instead. "Ball docking"

by non-docker-man November 12, 2010

self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.

I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.

by samryanjames June 29, 2006

dock rock

when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.

Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe?
Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!

by wildmilechamp September 3, 2006

Cock Dock

A place with a penis wielding person can insert their penis into.

Ex: "Dude! That chick is a national cock dock. I wouldn't do it."

Ex: Girl "CAMERON! My mouth is not a cock dock!"

Boy "But Taylor..."

Girl "No!! Not a cock dock."

by Radadadadadadadadada July 27, 2010