John: I saw this guy once he looked like a monkey he had big ears and everything
The People: *start laughing*
Phil: haha did you know monkeys are somewhat human?
John: .... Dildit'
The People: *start laughing*
Phil: haha did you know monkeys are somewhat human?
John: .... Dildit'
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Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?
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Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
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Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
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