Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009

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Ben Decent

A white guy who can't rap, extremely tiny cock, bad in bed, terrible kisser but looks ok

He Ben Decent cannot even fit his hand around his tiny cock.

by Gemma124563 September 19, 2012

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Donny Decel

When golfing and a dude swings but slows down their swing so they hit the ball about one foot and they meant to hit it much further and they look like a complete tool

That shot was poo diaper - did not need Donny Decel to post

by OhSoThaddy May 14, 2015

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S’decent

When someone says, “it’s decent” too fast for it to be two separate words so it mergers into one nonsensical phrase.

“S’decent that film, I watched it last week”.

“Ey, S’decent that club last night wasn’t it!”

by BigLT May 8, 2018

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contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

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